به! سلام!!! بعد از چند ماه دوباره تشریف آوردم- نیست که خیلی منتظرم بودین- اما این دفعه دیگه از فوتبال و مصاحبه و از این چَرت و پلاها خبری نیست! دیگه من زدم تو تیپ اینگلیش. اینا رو از چند تا سایت انگلیسی دزدیدم. تو رو خدا ببین چه بی مزن! نصفشونم تو ایران هست. اما Five Englishmen از همه با حال تر بود؛ انگار اسکاتلندی ها از اصفهانی ها خسیس ترن.
پست های بعد هم علمی- آموزشی و از این جور چیزاست. به احتمال زیاد(5/2 %) اصطلاحات انگلیسی هستن. بر و بچ گرگان اگه واسه تحقیق می خوان زیاد خوششون نیاد (شاگردای آقای ب.) خودم قبلاً ... .
فعلاً با این وبلاگ می سازم(و می سوزم)تا تابستون با یه نفر دیگه (هنوز معلوم نیست کی باشه اون یه نفر) یه وبلاگ (یا شاید سایت) توپ بزنیم.
Blind & Blond
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke?"
The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
Good news!
Doctor: I have good news and bad news.
Patient: Go with the good news first.
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What!?! How about the bad news?
Doctor: Um... I forgot to tell you yesterday.
The profits of alzeimer
5. You never have to watch reruns on television.
4. You are always meeting new people.
3. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse.
2. You can hide your own Easter eggs.
1. Mysteries are always interesting.
How do you count a herd of cattle?
With a cowculator.
What kind of ears does an engine have? Engineers
A Scottish farmer was in his field digging up his tatties (a Scots word for potatoes). An American farmer looked over the fence and said
"In Texas we grow potatoes 5 times larger than that!"
The Scotsman replied "Ah but we just grow them for our own mouths!"
Five Englishmen boarded a train just behind five Scots, who, as a group had only purchased one ticket. Just before the conductor came through, all the Scots piled into the toilet stall at the back of the car. As the conductor passed the stall, he knocked and called"Tickets, please!" and one of the Scots slid a ticket under the door. It was punched, pushed back under the door, and when it was safe all the Scots came out and took their seats. The Englishmen were tremendously impressed by the Scots' ingenuity. On the trip back, the five Englishmen decided to try this themselves and purchased only one ticket. They noticed that, oddly, the Scots had not purchased any tickets this time. Anyway, again, just before the conductor came through, the Scots piled into one of the toilet stalls, the Englishmen into the other. Then one of the Scots leaned out, knocked on the Englishmen's stall and called "Ticket, Please!" When the ticket slid out under the door, he picked it up and quickly closed the door
Jim was speeding along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over. "What's wrong, Eric?" Jim asked. "Well didn't you know, Jim, that your wife fell out of the car about five miles back?" said Eric. "Ah, praise God!" he replied with relief. "I thought I'd gone deaf!"
At an auction in Manchester a wealthy American announced that he had lost his wallet containing £10,000 and would give a reward of £100 to the person who found it.
From the back of the hall a Scottish voice shouted, "I'll give £150!"
منوي اصلي
1-2 به نفع ایران
متعدد دیگری (مانند تصاعدهای حسابی و هندسی و عددهای مربع کامل) که برای ریاضیات نوین نقش زیر بنایی دارند بر افکار فیثاغورث مبتنی هستند . فیثاغورث و پیروان او ریاضیات هماهنگ ها را که مبنای موسیقی امروز غرب را تشکیل می دهد ابداع کردند. 